ThrowingAlways hold icy-cold beverage in opposite hand* when throwing the Koozball®. Ensure the Koozball® makes it to recipient to avoid embarrassing comments such as “wuss,” and “nice throw, Mom.”
ChuggingInsert an icy-cold beverage into the Koozball®. Hold in preferred hand and drink and/or chug. Start a conversation about how that one team sucks, how your team rocks, or how your fantasy football draft sucks and/or rocks.
*Don’t be a moron. Never throw the Koozball® with a can or bottle in the ball, as injury may occur. The Koozball® is not intended for use by children under age 12.
The Koozball® is designed to hold standard-sized aluminum cans. No fancy martini glasses, juice boxes or fishbowls here.
Challengee shall swallow whole live goldfish provided someone brought said goldfish and challenger has $50 cash. Goldfish is to be consumed without the aid of the Koozball®.
